You know whom I really like?



Something in the way she draws attracts me like no other lover.
Something in the way she woos me
Makes me want to kneel and bow,
But you know that she can't spell.
You're asking me, will my love grow?
YES IT WILL, YES IT WILL.
You're asking me, CAN WE FIX IT?
BOB THE BUILDER! YES WE CAN!

Credits to The Beatles, Bob the Builder (which I actually have never watched), and general crack. Subject is unrelated because Gossip Girl is always worth mentioning, even in my notes about The Great Gatsby. <3